Tuesday 10 August 2010

Rant: I am 18 therefore...

I should not watch anime or cartoons or read manga? ...WHY THE FUCK NOT?! What? Just because cartoons are made for kids only kids should watch them? Yeah? What about all those +16 or even +18 anime aired after 22:00? Are those for kids too? Ok... those are already action movies with blood and gore or porn movies turned cartoon but still. Why are so many so fixed on the idea that after you turn 18 you should stop watching cartoons? To quote a fat chinese guy in a movie: Fuck that! I mean, the poeple who work on making cartoons do it because they like it, or so I imagine, and they're over 30, 40 and so on.
"Watching cartoons is childish" ... FUCK YOU!!! What is their fucking problem if we still want to do things we did as kids when we're not kids any more, huh? I feel like watching Sailor Moon all over again just to spite all those 'mature' fuckers who think it's childish.
So, in conclusion, you say it's childish I say you suck.
Check please!

Monday 2 August 2010

Rant: Music Messages

We've all heard the so-called or the actual subliminal messages in songs these days, yes? And the parents are all worried about their children being influenced by them or brainwashed.
Yeah, um... ARE YOU SHITTING ME?! Who needs subliminal messages when you have songs like "Suck my dick" ? Among others, but that one pretty much says it all. There's no need to be subliminal these days, everything's out in the bleeding open, gov'nor! I mean, rappers talk about smoking weed, doing drugs and humping the ladies. Subliminal messages are the least of your kriffing worries.
Now I'm not saying anything against rappers talking about shit like that, hell, I like Snoop, Dre and Eminem, among others. So parents, don't blame the singers, they're just doing what comes natural and don't you fuckin blame the kids, they'll try anything these days. Blame yourselves for not talking to them more and not developing a good relationship based on communication so you will always know what they're listening too. Stop being surprised for fuck's sake when you see porn sites in the internet browser history of your 12 year old son or an account made by your daughter on a teenage soft-core porn site. If that shit happened and you didn't know it, they're not to blame. Sure, you can blame hackers that provide the kind of music you'd rather your children did not listen to or the perverts who make sites like that and pay underage girls to lose their clothes in front of hundreds of middle-aged wackos.
So yeah, songs may have messages you'd rather your children did not listen to. But it's up to all of you over 30 adults to make sure they don't listen, watch, etc. material inappropriate for them.